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April 27, 2010

http://www.titanicawards.com/2009/06/16/which-country-makes-the-worlds-worst-beer/

In all fairness, the fact that Budweiser is synonymous and unfairly associated with the country (cough, cough, USA) that makes the world’s worst beer, is an overstatement. Being a proponent for beer as a lifestyle, I don’t ever want to say one beer is better than the other. Frankly, it’s all up to you, the drinker.

Budweiser may not contain the best and most quality ingredients, and sure the brewing process may be a little different than the traditional craft breweries out there, but hey who doesn’t enjoy a Bud. In fact I was here the other day – The Distinguished Wakamba Cocktail Lounge – and I very much enjoyed a Budweiser followed by a Stella Artois. In fact, my date, a foodie, was sitting right next to me enjoying a Heineken, another great beer. All beers previously stated, are mass produced, and are often perceived as s$%tty. Counter argument, we had the most fantastic time (also, for other reasons, particularly the fact that The Distinguished Wakamba Cocktail Lounge is a dive bar worth visiting).

It seems, the United States of America, the country I was born in and where I am proud to be an Asian-American (clue #1 to who the mysterious author of this blog is), has garnered the award of Worst Beer in the World. Do you know what I have to say about that? Cockgobbles and Cockgoblins.

We, my friends, have some of the finest beers in the world. Do I even dare say Brooklyn Brewery, New Belgium, Deschutes, Widmer, Green Flash, and Ommegang? I think we won. Damnit, I think we won. Or at least we come in second to those damn monks in Belgium.

The award should probably be changed to, The Worst Uses and Perceptions of Beer Drinking. Why?Here are a few of the reasons why:

  • Keg stands
  • Girls Gone Wild
  • Obnoxious sports bars – (non-obnoxious sports bars are fun)
  • Chugging
  • Girls Gone Wild
  • Streaking (though I do admit I like running around naked sometimes)
  • Funneling
  • Drawing penises on people when they’re passed out drunk
  • Lighting fireworks out of your butt when you’re drunk
  • Jumping into hedges when you are drunk
  • Jumping on moving trains when you are drunk
  • Do I need to go on?

Unfortunately, America’s beers are used for this. Hopefully, none of the good stuff is. So, click on the link above and don’t vote for us. Vote for some other country. Pick a random one, like the Philippines. J/K, J/K.

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